Steve wrote this to one of his clients in Europe who was asking, "What's up with you American's and Thanksgiving?" This list is mostly true and had me cracking up:Total Chaos…10 niece and nephews all jacked up on sugar running around the house.
She’s 90…My great aunt got intoxicated and started talking naughty to everyone.
My dad and my sister-in-law got into an argument over politics...specifically regarding the presidential election.
Dad loves fatty foods and had a quadruple by-pass surgery last year…my mom kept scalding him for eating too much.
My sister was showing off her 6th tattoo...drives me nuts – especially since she’s my little sister.
He’s OK now…Sister in law’s dog got salmon poisoning.
Ouch – but kinda funny…My tw0-year-old decided it would be fun to draw on grandma’s white leather couch with permanent marker (really it was Trask that did this a few years ago).
Cheap Bourbon…Uncle-in-law drinking too much Wild Turkey and doing Sarah Palin impersonations.
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